TSWG

Thérèse Stalking Working Group.

This is a 'high society' group of engineers devoted to stalking me. They meet online and write white papers while smoking cigars and sipping burbon.

TSWG are 'high society' stalkers and are more sophisticated. While normal stalkers are unaware that they are strange, annoying, and pathetic creatures, we at least know that we are desperate, strange, and slightly abnormal. Thus, if you were to attend a meeting, we would instantly assume you were madly in love with us all, while at the same time knowing that it probably wasn't true. In fact, your very presence would be living proof that 2 + 2 is actually 5, for very large values of two. This would cast the whole charter of the STWG into doubt and cause the destruction of the universe as we know it. In short, if you were to attend our meetings personally, you would have to perform sexual favors in exchange for destroying the universe. However, if you are unable and unwilling to attend, you may consider sending some photo's of your feet in lieu of your actual self.

- Mike Dufel, TWSG president

Coined by Dufel, here (scroll down).